Silly Tweets & Sweet Treats for Home

Why? Because giggling is good medicine. And life is thoroughly lifey. Plus, whimsical one-off tweets and musing to tickle your brain can be good for the soul. (Anne Lamott calls laughter “carbonated holiness.”) Ready or not…Silly Tweets & Sweet Treats for Home are comin at ya.

Sarcastic funny tweet about fitted sheets on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #sarcasticquote #humor

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One-Off Humor Funny Tweets & Sweet Finds for Home

Did someone say sheets?

Signature Sheet Set in white, Boll & Branch
Signature Sheet Set, Boll & Branch
Funny one off humor tweet quote on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets

I have a small collection of 18th century French letters and documents, and you can start collecting too right here:

Funny humor quote on Hello Lovely about tacos. #foodhumor #foodquote #funnyquotes #tacos

Tacos?

Come Back With Tacos Doormat Door Mat Funny Welcome Mat
Tacos Door Mat, ShopbythePalms on Etsy
One-off funny humor quote on Hello Lovely about life on earth. #funnyquotes #oneoffhumor #sarcasticquotes #lifequotes

…and plants! We have beautiful plants and lovely ideas for elevating them!

Funny tweet about dad on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #dadquotes #oneoffhumor #sarcastichumor

Can’t stop thinking bout the gorgeous blue and white vessel sink I shared in this story!

One-off humor and funny quote about work on Hello Lovely. #funnyquotes #sarcasticquotes #humor
Funny quote about modern life on Hello Lovely. #funnyquotes #phonehumor #callerID
Midlife humor funny quote about memory on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #midlifehumor #humorquotes

While we hardly needed daily planners in 2020, if your schedule is picking up, here’s a lovely one:

Funny humor quote about peacocks at the zoo on Hello Lovely. #peacocks #animalquotes #funnyquotes #animalhumor

Hahahahahaha.

Blue Cushion Decorative Pillows Embroidered Peacock image 0
Embroidered Peacock Pillow, MoonFairyCo on Etsy

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Funny office tweet or quote on Hello Lovely about meetings.

I am happy that my “office” is at home, and at least one room at our new house is complete:

Funny quote about dishwashers on Hello Lovely. #dishwashers #funnyquotes #funnytweets
Funny tweet about parking on Hello Lovely. #humorquotes #sillytweets #funnyquote #parking
Sarcastic humor funny tweet about waiting in line on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #humorquotes #waitingquotes
One off humor tweet quote on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets
Millennial quote and funny one off humor on Hello Lovely. #millennialculture #funnyquotes #millennialquotes #humorquotes

Millennials are much better at prioritizing self-care than my own generation. One of my favorite ways personally is my skin care routine. While it may seem pricey, it lasts forever because you use such a little amount for a huge payoff:

Funny internet humor tweet quote about captcha. #funnytweets #oneoffhumor #humorquotes
Cat humor on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #cattweets #cathumor #funnyquotes

I have three rescue grand-kitties to love now…have a favorite cat toy to recommend?

Silly one off humor quote tweet on Hello Lovely about appliances. #funnyquotes #oneoffhumor #dishwashers #funnytweets
Silly funny quote on Hello Lovely about a service burrito. #foodquotes #foodhumor #humorquotes #funnytweets

Never met a burrito I didn’t love. Here’s a recipe to try:

Silly tweet about the term silly goose on Hello Lovely. #funnytweet #oneoffhumor #funnyquotes #sillygoose
Funny humor quote about relationships and food on Hello Lovely. #funnyquotes #relationshipquotes #foodquotes
Poignant quote about horses and car rides on Hello Lovely. #funnyquotes #animalquotes

I just love the sweetness in the tweet above.

Funny tweet about productivity on Hello Lovely. #sarcasm #funnyquotes #productivityquotes
One off sarcastic humor quote on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #humor
One off humor tweet on Hello Lovely about working in an office. #officehumor #funnytweets #emailquote
Depression quote and one off humor on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets

Aint that the truth!?!

One off humor about Jim Henson. #funnytweets #humorquotes
Funny quote about day off of work on Hello Lovely. #funnytweets #workhumor
Exercise funny quote tweet on Hello Lovely. #funnytwetts

Right?

One off humor quote about blogging on Hello Lovely. #bloggerlife #humorquotes #influencers #humor

Keepin it real, friends.

One off humor and funny tweet about groceries on Hello Lovely. #funnyquotes #groceries

Good gracious, I hope you found a giggle or two and pin as many of these as possible!

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Peace to you right where you are.

-michele

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4 Comments

  1. Amy
    July 5, 2021 / 1:34 pm

    Your quote “And life can be lifey” is the best quote on here! Ha! But all these were fun to read and good for the soul. Especially loved & related to the 18th century one, your’s about caller ID-hahaha!, the peacock, the shipping a package one, expiration dates-I’m totally the one who KNOWS the food is fine long past that date-hahaha!, and last but not least …my toxic trait…TOTALLY relate to that one! That truly IS my toxic trait & I’d never realized it till I read that quote! Hahaha! Thanks for a good laugh today!

    • Michele
      Author
      July 6, 2021 / 8:52 pm

      Thank you so much for engaging with these and for your excellent sense of humor (I think at this age, we ALL have a one-off sense of humor…we have seen everything, heard just about everything, and realized truth is always stranger than fiction and more nutty than fiction!). xox

  2. Pam
    July 20, 2022 / 9:52 am

    Haha, Michele, I am going to leave this post up all day so I can continue to laugh out loud periodically! Thank you for that! Also, so I can be tempted by all of the pretty things that I want to buy in this post. Hope you’re having a feel good day and staying cool and not getting too tired from working on your house. xo

    • Michele
      Author
      July 20, 2022 / 10:05 am

      Thanks for giggling with me, Pam. Hope your week has been gentle. I tire easily from the work these days, but I can handle that sort of exhaustion, ya know? It’s the unexplained fatigue of those tough days that is so annoying. We are making steady progress on the kitchen, and someday I will look back at these months of camping out in chaos and hopefully see that it was worth it!

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Marble Subway Mosaic Tile
Rattan Basket With Lid
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Seagrass Basket Set
Schumacher Wild Things Wallpaper
Slipcovered Sofa
Linen Napkin Set
French Country Lamp Set
White Matelasse Quilt
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Faux Potted French Lavender
Shaw Daybed
Distressed White French Country Chandelier
French Country Headboard
Oval Back Counter Stool, Set of 2
Antique Brass Pharmacy Floor Lamp
Round French Tufted Ottoman
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Italian Candelabra Chandelier
Slipcovered Linen Chair
Warner Upholstered Bench
Rustic Country French Dresser
Laurel Wreath Mirror
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Louis Upholstered Bench
Pardon My French Doormat
Stripe Turkish Towel Throw
Pamela Arm Chair
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Cross Back Dining Chair
French Country Candle Holder
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Designer Favorite Wall Mirror
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French Country 6-Light Chandelier
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Jute Area Rug
Mohair Throw
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White Duvet & Bedding
Rustic Wood Candlestick Set
French Market Basket
Linen Modern Wing Chair
French Country Farmhouse Baskets
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White Charleston Sofa
Scrubbed Wood 5-Light Chandelier
Arched Champagne Wall Mirror
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Round Woven Placemat Set
Cashmere Throw With Fringe
Black Bergamot Soy Candle
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