Listen, I don’t know if this random assortment
of Christmas gifs are the best or funniest gifs
to you, but they tickled me enough to share
them as silly gif gifts and wishes just for you.
(If you care to share one of these gifs
on your Facebook page…it’s easy. Simply right click
and “copy image” then paste it in the status box.)
Remember this cute SNL crew?
I wish you merry music making with your friends
(if that’s your thing)…and let’s make it a double:
Oh that we could all have the Christmas spirit
evidenced by Jason Sudeikis’ slick moves.
I wish you comfy stretchpants to get your groove on.
I wish you the stamina and the interpersonal
skills of a beloved Ter-get cashier.
Because that retail employee also knows
how to parteeeeeeeeeey.
And though this is not technically a Christmas gif,
all the SNL silly reminds me of good advice
for the New Year on its way:
I wish you the good sense of mind when
you are caught in a major doomsday snafu
in public to DO A HOEDOWN.
I wish you holiday parties that bring out
the best in everyone.
I wish you passion,
and courage to speak the truth.
Because those are gifts that keep giving,
not that presents aren’t nice.
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” — Jerry Seinfeld
I wish you comfort and joy where you work.
And a sense of fun.
I wish you tolerance for the kind
souls surrounding you.
I wish you smokin hot dance party moves
as you celebrate Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, your blessings,
or the birth of Christ.
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz
I wish you four like Glen Coco.
(and this talent show is obvi not silly; just completely
necessary to set up the next funny gif)
I wish you cool mom swagger.
Not at all really.
I wish you harmony with your friends.
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” — Garrison Keillor
I wish you strong mental health
and hormonal balance.
“Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.” — Ellen DeGeneres
I wish you gorgeous encounters
with souls who amuse you.
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” — Bridger Winegar
Know what else I wish for you?
An insatiable appetite for Hello Lovely goodness:
And I wish you peace, right where you are.