Because you have not been naughty,
Santa and I are whisking you away
to Paris...to Le Spa
in the Park Hyatt Paris Vendome.
You'll like it here.
I know I did.
Bet you will crush on the Blaise Mautin
products you will
exclusively find at Le Spa and
this chic hotel.
Dans mon hoodie le plus confortable!
(Translation: In my coziest hoodie!)
You deserve some pampering and peace
in Paris, doggone it.
Santa will make sure it's just us blogfolk in le spa
in case we feel less than bikini-ready
due to muffintop factors triggered
by buttercream, cocktails,
and allergies to
(Even zee locker room features fabulous
Rosaline Granet bronze sculpted sconces
I introduced to you here.)
The lighting is dim,
and dammit, Rudolph, we like it.
Go sip Evian in a chaise
and peruse a Paris fashion
magazine if that
Think Paris stone, mahogany, and onyx waterfall, kittycats.
The whirlpool is love-to-the-ly,
and you will thoroughly enjoy
melting in the sauna
inhaling magical eucalyptic
vapors in le steam room.
Is eucalyptic a word?
We are too relaxed for googling.
Plus we don't care.
Reception area to schedule the treatment of your dreams.
Le Spa was such a sweet secret tucked away
in the basement of this delicious hotel...
merci for allowing me to give you
a nutty tour!
Park Hyatt Paris-Vendome
5 Rue de la Paix, Paris, 75002, France