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What you are about to read

could be the most boring blahblahblah

ever written in blogilization.

But some of my friends
who aren’t knowldedgeable bout the internet
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See that little tab at the top

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Typing in your email address and clicking

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“we never really liked you and feel now only deep pity.”

I’m tellin ya, it’s a bedtime blog written by a sleepdeprivedhigh,
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Peace to you right where you are.



  1. June 27, 2012 / 2:19 am

    Hello Lovely, You live very high up… I am still dizzy from the view! I think I have fear of heights, I noticed that hiking the Rockies near Calgary…but living in a sky scraper would not be for me…airplanes are ok…love the speed ((:

    P.S. nice floral blouse…
    ciao Z

  2. June 27, 2012 / 9:46 am

    Love the funny spin and how fierce that Rob has a tatoo in your honor…talk about loyalty! I cannot believe how high up you are, is that your apt. or your sisters? I would freak but I imagnie the view is crazy amazing. Thanks for the humorous tutorial……..easy peasy, but you and I already know that!

  3. June 27, 2012 / 1:04 pm

    You are SO funny, Michele. Love this post.
    Happy Wednesday, silly girl.

  4. June 27, 2012 / 3:36 pm

    The last picture… why did he cut his hair?? I like this way… wild… oh, I sound like a cougar…LOLOLOLOLOLOL Whateverrrrr 🙂

    Missing you and thinking about you. I hope you're enjoying your summer.

    Many kisses,

    Luciane at

  5. June 27, 2012 / 3:46 pm

    You always make me laugh and smile!! I love this post – especially that image of rob!
    hahaha you're so darling!

    much love,

  6. June 27, 2012 / 4:11 pm

    You have me laughing again today – thanks so much. You know I'm already on board. 🙂 And YES you can of course steal my idea of products for a post – anytime!!!

  7. June 27, 2012 / 4:39 pm

    I don't think that was boring, i think it was smart to let people know how to follow. Alot of our friends out there aren't bloggers, so it's good for them to know an easy way to do just that! And… secret tattoo eh!!! Cool! who knew!!


  8. June 28, 2012 / 5:25 pm

    I always know where to go for inspiration, beautiful photos, a great read…..and a laugh, Michele! lol! Your writing is always so full of whit and whimsy! 🙂

    xoxo laurie

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