What you are about to read
could be the most boring blahblahblah
ever written in blogilization.
But some of my friends
who aren’t knowldedgeable bout the internet
need instructions for subscribing to the blog.
SO I’M TREATING YOU TO SOME FUN PICS
OF ME AND MY SIS HAVING FUN
TO MAKE IT BEARABLE.
See that little tab at the top
that says SUBSCRIBE?
Typing in your email address and clicking
submit will get you on the list which means
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I will automatically show up in your inbox
A simple rhyme to conclude.
*recite with your best Kelly Pickler drawl*
Y’all imbibe our sunny vibe, and
please subscribe to our lovely tribe.
97% of blog readers are unaware of this secret tattoo.
Now I will proceed to read your minds:
“we never really liked you and feel now only deep pity.”
I’m tellin ya, it’s a bedtime blog written by a sleepdeprivedhigh,
one-off, oddly wired human.
Thank you for following, you crazycool people
with impeccable taste in blogs.
Peace to you right where you are.