lookie lookie what Atlanta Bartlett did with foster house!
*insert English accent here*
I fear a bloodbath is imminent
so I’ll ask all of you to please please
put down the sword…
Don’t do it for me…
a lowly hormonally imbalanced blogster.
Do it for the sake of
impractical white floors and cushions!
Welcome to today’s
BATTLE OF THE BRITS:
f o s t e r house vs. h a w k e ‘ s house
Let’s be civil in battle this time ’round.
need i remind you of the violent grotesque melee
which erupted when last i pitted sweet southern
cali cottage against swede southern cali cottage?
****Both are stunning properties.****
Both are available for photo shoots via First Option.
****Both are deliciously neutral.****
And YET only ONE may WIN.
could you dream sweet dreams at foster house?
IT’S UP TO YOU.
wouldn’t it be cool if you leased this First Option property called foster house for vacation
but there was a mixup as Robert Pattinson and Hugh Laurie also booked
it that week and so naturally you all made do and became best friends,
mainly told vampire jokes, ate white stilton, and sang karaoke that week?
Try not to be distracted by my twisted imagination
and Jedi mind tricks.
Let the force guide you as you choose.
ahhhhh. notice the simplicity and symmetry at hawke’s.
Charmed by Hawke’s
Truly it’s my idea of
uh-oh. floor crush at hawke’s.
Let’s not become overly emotional.
Simply re-focus and continue this contest with grace.
i refuse to say i’m cuckoo for hawke’s entry. refuse.
i’m cuckoo! cuckoo! cuckoo!
Maturity is overrated.
Maybe next time.
*insert southern drawl*
hot damn, hawke’s.
Which Brit wins it for you?
Peace to you right where you are.